Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko)
03/29/2014 at 15:54 • Filed to: None

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.

Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel.

And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya 'bout the raising of the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will, after half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away, 'alf a crate of whiskey every day!

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, And Hobbes was fond of his Dram.

And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;

A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

Roberto G. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/29/2014 at 16:11

Kinja'd!!!

Rene Descartes and Thomas Hobbes get into a bar fight. GO!

They both die.

Or they both live.

-Schrödinger

Slave2anMG > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/29/2014 at 16:29

I love you, man. Not in the Biblical sense, mind you....

Wittgenstein was the anti-beer snob. To him, trying to define genres of beer was useless. They all were close enough to be beer to him.

pdthedeuce > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
03/30/2014 at 01:51

I love Monty Python !